"The Rolling Stones? Don't care!"

OK, I found you a download. From BBC Radio Five, here's film critic Mark Kermode's take on Pirates 3. There's some spoilage, so bewarned. But it's really, really funny how angry he is. There's about nine minutes of other film discussion with Simon Mayo before he gets into it.

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[download Mark Kermode's review of Pirates of the Caribbean 3]