On Wrestlicious

You know when you see a video and it leaves you with far more questions than answers? If you make it past the fake quiz thing at the beginning, you're in for a treat. After seeing this, I had to do some research, and found out that: 


- Wrestlicious is coming to Fox in the fall of this year. 
- Hey, it's Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart
- I always love it when rap songs have the most contrived lyrics ever. Cf.
- The guy behind Wrestlicious is a 19 year old, that won the lottery in South Carolina, and this is what he wanted to do with his money. 
- This is a direct quote
As reported over the weekend, the new Wrestlicious promotion is being funded by a 19-year-old by the name of Jonathan Vargas that won the $35 Million Powerball Jackpot this past May. Following his momentous triumph, Vargas opted to take the lump sum payment of $17.3 million. Vargas has plans to appear on the all-women's wrestling show as a character by the name "JV Rich", the laid back and affable Rapper/Owner of Wrestlicious. Regular features on the program will include "JV's CRIB", a look at the goings-on inside JV's mansion frequented by the girls of Wrestlicious. 
- Based purely on this demo reel/music video, my early favourites are the army girl and the fifties diner girl for no reason other than they are the most insane.
- Draculeta is scary.
- I'll probably watch at least one episode of this when it comes out. 

- I can't wait.

3 comments:

Lauren said...
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Now will it be better or worse than "Tool Academy?"

Emma From Toronto said...
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I am saving all the links in this post for when I am having a bad day. Oh my goodness.

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