The nicest thing you'll hear today

Hey cynics, here's something to put a smile even on the most wretched of your faces.

My friend Jessica lost her job recently (wait, that's not it, you ghouls) and sent a mass-text out to her contacts as to said fact. Unfortunately, one of the numbers she had was old, and so the text was received by a stranger named Gwen.

Gwen called back, and her voicemail message is (woah woah) the sweetest thing you'll hear today.

[download Gwen's voicemail]

(Thanks for letting me post this, Jessica!)